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Everyone expected the Trumpish Inquisition.

Nobody expected him to actually take the Presidency seriously. But after the first couple months he buckled down, made some key changes in his Cabinet, and became one of the best Presidents ever.

When Betsy DeVoss tried to get Christian Creation Science inserted into the curriculum of all schools nationwide, he uttered his famous phrase: “You’re FIRED.” on his first national TV address. In an act of surprising candor, he continued, “Truthfully, I was even more surprised than Hillary at my election. What I was really wanting to do was just expose how corrupt the system had gotten. I lost sight of that, and let it go to my head for awhile. I never expected the Senate to confirm all my Cabinet picks! I am submitting a new list of Cabinet Secretaries to the Senate as I speak. These Secretaries actually know the subject of their Cabinet posts, not in an adversarial way. As an example, my new pick for Secretary of Education is C.G.P. Grey.”

“I am also asking Congress to work on making gerrymandering obsolete.”

Date: Monday, 23 January 2017 06:54 (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
One hell of an editor there, should get am Emmy :)

Date: Tuesday, 24 January 2017 14:38 (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
If only . . . .

Date: Friday, 27 January 2017 21:46 (UTC)

Date: Wednesday, 25 January 2017 07:23 (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Instantly, I thought of this sketch from the SNL archives:

Thank goodness our long, national nightmare is over!

Date: Friday, 27 January 2017 00:30 (UTC)

Date: Friday, 27 January 2017 08:32 (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
If only this were the secret truth, soon to be revealed! :(

Date: Friday, 27 January 2017 17:50 (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ah, wishful thinking. :(

Date: Saturday, 28 January 2017 02:46 (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
What a daydream! XD


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