Gate Expectations

Oct. 1st, 2025 12:00 am
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A friend of the manager's has come in, asking if we can give a job to his boy over the summer, otherwise he'll spend the whole summer playing video games.
Manager: "Hmm, well, he's sixteen, right? I guess we could give him a hammer and some nails to help redo the wooden perimeter fence for the site. Some parts are old and need replacing."
Later that week, one of the foremen came into the office.

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Affordable Housing

Sep. 30th, 2025 06:51 pm
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Long commutes and small homes are wrecking sleep

Your commute and home size could be quietly stealing your sleep.

Tokyo residents face a trade-off between home size and commute time when it comes to sleep health. A new study shows longer commutes increase both insomnia and daytime sleepiness, while smaller housing also raises insomnia risk. Even with average-sized homes, commuting more than 52 minutes pushed people into the insomnia range. Researchers say smarter housing planning could improve both sleep and quality of life.


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H2-D’oh!, Part 13

Sep. 30th, 2025 11:00 pm
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I overhear a shopper while I am stocking. They're reading from the nutrition label of a bottle of water.
Customer: "Zero calories… zero fat… zero carbs…"
They toss the bottle onto the shelf and grab another brand of bottled water.
Customer: "Zero calories... zero... zero... zero... I don't get it, what's in water that you need!?"

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Sandwiched Between Logic And Policy

Sep. 30th, 2025 10:00 pm
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The customer directly in front of me orders the same type of sandwich I plan to get, and even asks for similar toppings.
Customer: "Actually, I need to get going, so I won't be getting that sandwich."
They step out of line and head for the door. I think: Score!
Me: "I'll take that sandwich!"

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Wife Support System

Sep. 30th, 2025 09:00 pm
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Customer: "Oh! Oh, but you can't be lesbians!"
Me: "Why not?"
Customer: "You're both so pretty! Lesbians are just women too ugly to get men!"

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Sep. 30th, 2025 09:56 pm
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Name: ace (short for alex, but please just call me ace!)
Age: 48
I mostly post about: tennis, fannish rambles, book reviews, occasional football nostalgia, and random life musings
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I'm looking to meet people who: are fannish, bookish, or just like chatting about their passions. bonus points if you also get tennis brainrot or historical-fiction cravings.
My posting schedule tends to be: sporadic — sometimes i post a lot, sometimes i vanish into the void with a book or a video game.
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Cincinnati is home to many breweries, and two of the most well-known are Rhinegeist and MadTree Brewing. I don’t drink beer, so I’ve never made it a point to visit any of these famed breweries. I always figured there was somewhere more in my wheelhouse to check out.

Two weeks ago, two of my friends from Wisconsin were coming to Cincinnati for a concert. Though it was a short trip for them, they had just enough time before they left to have brunch with me. While I definitely know a place or two for dinner and drinks in Cincy, I am much less versed in the ways of Cincy brunch locations. So, I had to ask one of my Cincy resident friends for a brunch recommendation, and she pointed me in the direction of Alcove.

I had never heard of Alcove before, and I never realized MadTree even had a restaurant at all. When I looked it up, I was immediately enticed by the well-lit, wide-open space, warm tones from all the wood furniture and flooring, and the wild amount of plants they had occupying the space. I loved the look of it, and after checking out their brunch menu, I was sold, and made us reservations.

Alcove is open every day of the week for lunch and dinner, as well as having their full brunch available from 10-3 on Saturday and Sunday. During the weekdays they still have their brunch but with a limited menu instead of the full version. Apparently this is a more recent change!

When my friends and I arrived, we were asked if we wanted to be seated in the main area, the patio, or the greenhouse. We were all intrigued by the sound of the greenhouse, so we picked that and were led to a room just off the main area that had floor-to-ceiling windows, vibrantly colored velvet furniture, even more plants, and its own bar. It was a really pretty space and we were glad we chose it.

After perusing the menu, we decided the best thing to start off with would be some of their spiked coffee options for a bit of a boozy brunch moment.

Three cocktails sitting on a wood table. The one in the center is an espresso martini with a brûléed top, and then in the background is a spiked iced coffee and a bourbon hot coffee.

I opted the for the espresso martini, which consisted of vanilla vodka, cold brew, hazelnut liqueur, vanilla simple, cocoa bitters, and came with a brûléed top. My friend Austin got their spiked coffee which comes with vanilla, amaretto, salted maple cream, and your choice of spirit. He went with bourbon, specifically Buffalo Trace (which was an upcharge). Mattea started off with an iced coffee which is what you see in the photo, but then later tried their Double Dirty Chai which is just vanilla infused bourbon, chai, espresso, and your choice of milk. I didn’t get a photo of that one but she was kind enough to let me try it and I thought it was quite good even though I don’t care for bourbon. Austin’s hot bourbon coffee was definitely too bourbony for me, though. Mattea and I agreed my espresso martini was super yummy.

For something to share, we settled on their charcuterie board. If you aren’t feeling the meat, you can make it just a cheese board for nine dollars cheaper. Here’s what we got:

A large, rectangular wooden serving board with an array of meats and cheeses and accompaniments. There's a little bowl of crackers, too.

On the menu the description is basically just “artisan meats and cheeses,” and I kind of thought that when the server brought it out she would tell us what all came on the board, but that didn’t end up happening so my friends and I just placed our bets on what was what. While I did like everything on the board, I do think it was just a little sparse. I would say this is better if it’s just you and one other person, rather than trying to share between three or four people.

For our mains, Mattea and I ordered the exact same thing: the Crispy Tofu and Couscous, as well as the Potato Gnocchi as a side. Austin went for a true brunch classic: Chicken and Waffles.

When our food came, Mattea and I were presented with something definitely different than what we ordered. Before us sat the Crispy Tofu Sandwich. It was a simple mix-up, and we both debated whether or not to say something or just eat the sandwich. Finally, we mustered the courage to say something, and our server let us keep the sandwiches on the house and brought out our correct item soon after. Hooray for free sandwiches!

Here was our Crispy Tofu and Couscous with broccolini, sun dried tomatoes, and red pepper puree:

A big white plate full of couscous, and two big pieces of crispy tofu sitting on top of the broccolini and couscous.

All of the red pepper puree is at the bottom, so you can just barely see it in the photo, but once I got everything all mixed together it was a lot more evenly distributed over the couscous and whatnot. I didn’t get a picture of the gnocchi, but it came with a roasted garlic cream sauce, sun-dried tomatoes, and asparagus. The gnocchi was really good, I ended up eating way more of that than my main dish, and had to get a box because I tore up my gnocchi.

And here was the chicken and waffles:

A round, white plate with a big ol' waffle and chicken sandwich sitting on it. There's a fried egg on top and maple syrup on the side.

(Austin added an over-easy egg on top.)

We took this opportunity to order another round of drinks. Austin picked the mimosa flight, which came with orange juice, peach juice, cranberry juice, and pineapple juice.

Four small tasting glasses on a flight board, each one filled with champagne and their respective fruit juice.

Austin, Mattea, and I all agreed on a ranking of pineapple being the best, then cranberry, then orange, and finally peach.

And I got their Basil Rosé, which was gin, rosé, basil, lime, and simple:

A coupe glass filled with a light pink colored liquid and topped with a basil leaf.

This cocktail was so summery and light, very refreshing and perfectly sweetened.

While we were dining, a photographer came over and asked if he could take some pictures of us enjoying our meal and hanging out. We obliged, and in return he gave us each a ten dollar gift card to use towards our bill. That was so generous! He really did not have to do that, we were totally fine being a part of his photos for free, but that was really cool.

All in all, we really enjoyed our brunch at Alcove by MadTree Brewing. It’s an eclectic, beautiful space right in OTR, with tons of gluten-free and vegetarian options, good drinks, and good service. I definitely want to go back sometime, and I’m happy to now know of a good brunch place in Cincinnati.

After our experience at Alcove, I decided to look up MadTree and see what else I was missing out on. It turns out they have two other locations besides Alcove. They have a taproom over in Oakley, and a location they call “Parks & Rec” up in Blue Ash. All of their locations are open everyday of the week, and their Parks & Rec location even serves brunch all day, everyday!

Both the Oakley Taproom and Parks & Rec are dog-friendly and family-friendly, but the Parks & Rec location appears to really excel in the family-friendly aspect, with indoor and outdoor play areas for kids and recreation for all ages. Their Parks & Rec location is also designed with every type of family in mind, with their Branch Out initiative, which aims towards accessibility and inclusivity for all. You can read more about their efforts on that front here.

Aside from that, I was really interested to learn about MadTree’s commitment to the environment. I learned that they are the only certified B-Corp brewery in Ohio, and belong to a whopping 0.2% of B-Corp breweries overall. They are also a part of 1% For The Planet, 100% of their spent grain goes to feeding livestock, they plant or donate 5,000 trees a year, and even pay their employees for 16 volunteer hours a year. There’s even more to learn about their sustainability efforts and commitment to community if you want to check it out here and here.

Overall, MadTree seems like a super cool company with a lot to offer Cincinnati. I can’t believe I overlooked it before just because I don’t like beer! I would love to check out their other locations, and support them and their efforts towards making Cincinnati a healthier, happier place.

Do you like spiked coffee? Are you a brunch connoisseur? Have you tried MadTree Brewing before, or any of their locations? Let me know in the comments, be sure to check out MadTree Brewing, their Oakley Taproom, Parks & Rec, and Alcove on Instagram, and have a great day!

-AMS

A Novel Approach For A Bookstore

Sep. 30th, 2025 07:00 pm
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Another June, another Pride book display, another bigoted customer getting offended by it.
Customer: "I can understand some liberal little independent artsy bookstore carrying this stuff, but this is a respected international chain! You need to be catering to all Americans, not just the gays!"

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Birdfeeding

Sep. 30th, 2025 01:55 pm
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Today is mostly sunny and sweltering. It's 85°F here. The migration is heavily impacted -- we drove past the lake yesterday and there was no sign of waterbirds, whereas normally this time of year there would ducks, pelicans, etc. in fairly large flocks.

I fed the birds. I've seen a few sparrows and house finches.

EDIT 9/30/25 -- I put out water for the birds.

EDIT 9/30/25 -- I did a bit of work around the patio.

EDIT 9/30/25 -- I did more work around the patio.

I watered the telephone pole garden, savanna seedlings, patio plants, new picnic table, and old picnic table.

Cicadas and crickets are singing.

As it is getting dark, I am done for the night.

If I Pick Up, You Pay Up

Sep. 30th, 2025 05:55 pm
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Boss: "What’s with all these excessive callouts?"
I provided the email sent to me by my boss as well as the company policy for calls.
Me: "I was called, and I answered as required by your email. Per policy, I’m entitled to callout pay."

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The Big Idea: Becky Ferreira

Sep. 30th, 2025 04:58 pm
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For as long as people have been looking up at the stars, there have been thoughts about aliens. Are they humanoid, or completely and utterly different from us? Are they benevolent or world-conquering? Author Becky Ferreira shines some light on the subject in the Big Idea for her newest book, First Contact: The Story of Our Obsession With Aliens. Follow along in her Big Idea to see if they come in peace.

BECKY FERREIRA:

Aliens will always be with us, even if we never find them.

Earth is awash in aliens. 

They dominate our popular culture: In 2025 alone, aliens starred in blockbuster films from Superman to Predator: Badlands and streaming favorites from Alien: Earth to Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. Whenever unidentified anomalous phenomena (UAP) are captured on film—like the recent firing of a Hellfire missile at a mystery object—aliens are top of mind for millions of people. 

Meanwhile, the ancient dream of discovering extraterrestrial life is entering an exciting new phase. This year, potential biosignatures were found on Mars and in the skies of an exoplanet 124 light years from Earth. These are just the latest tantalizing hints that life might exist beyond our world—though none has remotely approached the high bar of an unambiguous alien detection.

I’ve covered the search for alien life as a science reporter for the past 15 years, and also written a great deal about our broader cultural fixation on aliens. In my new book First Contact: The Story of Our Obsession with Aliensout from Workman Publishing on September 30I aimed to provide a one-stop primer for all the diverse meanings that aliens hold to people. 

The book traces the origins of our hunch that we are not alone in the universe deep into prehistory. It chronicles the massive pop culture footprint of aliens, and the thriving subcultures that believe they already walk among us. It spotlights the ingenious ways that humans have learned to search for life—from the shiny beryllium mirrors of space telescopes, to the dusty wheels of Martian rovers, to the algorithms that comb through sky surveys looking for any sign of intelligent beings out in the dark. It imagines what might happen if we one day confirm our ancient suspicion that “others” exist—and what it would mean if we really are alone.

First Contact was a joy to write, but it wasn’t an easy ride. I set out to cram as much pertinent material about aliens into the pages as possible, while keeping it short enough to be read in an afternoon sitting. I read dozens of books and countless studies, but there is simply no way to ever adequately keep pace with a topic that has inspired such immense creativity and diverse interpretation. I’m happy with how the book turned out; now I just need to churn out another 700 volumes.

The development of this book also coincided with some major life changes. I got to work on it as my son was rapidly morphing from a baby into a toddler with big opinions (and emotions to match). As I pondered how humans might communicate with an advanced alien species, I was often simultaneously trying to decipher the expressions of a tiny wild person—to interpret his gestures and muddled sentences, to make him laugh, to console him, to share his wonder. 

During the writing process, I was also rebuilding my freelance reporting career from scratch after a decade on staff at a media company that flamboyantly self-destructed (many such cases). Fortunately, I have now found my footing, which I don’t take for granted. Still, this stressful and tiring experience often inspires daydreams about slipping into a Rip-Van-Winkle slumber that takes me straight through to 2050 when I wake up feeling refreshed at last.

That said, aliens turned out to be great company throughout all the trials and tribulations. They were with me during the midnights I spent coaxing the kid back to sleep; the 3am writing sessions in the serene pre-dawn dark; the hammocked summer afternoons reading the latest extraterrestrial saga; and evenings revisiting classic films about the moment we finally make contact with something—someone—beyond our home world. 

The story of our obsession with aliens is ancient, but I truly believe it has never been more engrossing. We may be on the cusp of finally resolving this most elusive question, or we may face a future alone in a silent universe. 

Regardless of the outcome, I hope that First Contact will be a reminder that the search for extraterrestrial life is a human odyssey, an heirloom passed down by our stargazing ancestors marked with the fingerprints of each successive generation that has inherited it. It is an effort that looks to the sky for alien life, sure, but it also embodies the cherished homegrown values that I am trying to instill in my own young Earthling: curiosity, imagination, resourcefulness, and appreciation for a cosmos that is awesome in every sense of the word, no matter who else might be sharing it with us. 


FIRST CONTACT: The Story of Our Obsession With Aliens: Hachette|Amazon|Barnes & Noble|Powell’s

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What Udder Nonsense

Sep. 30th, 2025 05:00 pm
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Other Customer: "Anything that says pasteurised is free range."
Customer: *Suspicious.* "Really?"
Other Customer: "Yeah. Pasteurised means free range."

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It Kart Be Any Clearer

Sep. 30th, 2025 04:00 pm
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I used to work overnight "graveyard" shifts at a popular Canadian hardware/automotive/everything else store. Because of the hours I worked, chatting with the other staff was pretty much the closest I came to having a social life. As such, I would usually show up somewhat early for my shift to catch up and socialize.

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That’s Daylight Robbery!

Sep. 30th, 2025 03:00 pm
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Me: "So based on having a solar system of this size, I can estimate that you'll be generating enough kilowatt hours to more than cover all your household's energy costs!"
Caller: "Yes, that's now, but what about after daylight savings?"

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Posted by John Scalzi

I have a lot of writing and other professional and personal projects to do before the end of the year, and a fair bit of travel in there as well, so I’m going to go ahead and call it: I’m on a blurb hiatus through the end of the year. I have several books already on my “TBR” list with respect to blurbing, and can’t responsibly add any more for the rest of 2025. I post this notice so that when I inform editors/publishers/publicists that I can’t consider blurbing a book for them, they know it isn’t about their book or author in particular. The problem here is me, and my very busy fourth quarter schedule, and my admittedly lackadaisical organizational skills.

If you have a 2026 book you’re interested in having me blurb, please wait until January to query me about it, at that point I will have turned in my novel and slept through most of December and will be ready to consider such stuff. Until then, however, I’m afraid the answer to blurb requests is “not now.” Thank you for understanding.

— JS

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Whilst on holiday in Spain, a few mates and I are watching a football game being played in England. A team scored in the first half, and one of my mates says to me:
Friend: "I'd best phone my dad and tell him to put a bet on [the player who had just scored] as first scorer."

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