HR: Human Reproduction?

Dec. 2nd, 2025 11:00 pm
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HR: "Sorry to ask, but you're definitely pregnant, right?"
Me: "Why would you even ask that? Of course I am!"
HR: "Sorry, sorry, it's just a few years ago I had a girl who used up all her PTO, and so tried to get extra time off using maternity leave."

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Let’s Put That Caffeine To Work!

Dec. 2nd, 2025 09:00 pm
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Department Manager: "I'm sending [Coworker #1] home."
Store Manager: "Oh, why is that?"
Department Manager: "He got a new thermos, which looked really similar to [Coworker #2]'s, and he kinda finished the wrong coffee."
Me: "Oh no."

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Linguistics

Dec. 2nd, 2025 03:11 pm
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Yet More on Ancient Greek Dildos

This is one of those delightful linguistic deep-dives so beloved of classical philologists. Nelson considers the use of classical Greek ὄλισβος (olisbos) as meaning “dildo” within the context of its other meanings and of other words for dildo and concludes that not only was “dildo” not the primary meaning for the word, but that it also wasn’t the standard/default term for such an instrument. Rather, the modern scholarly assumption that olisbos=dildo derives from the use of the word in Aristophanes and the tendency of the works of Aristophanes to dominate understandings of Greek usage of his time.


Just in case you want some words that modern censors are unlikely to recognize. :D  Or you just like ancient sex toys.

Nice-ly Done

Dec. 2nd, 2025 08:00 pm
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Customer: "What? H*** no! I'm not paying that much! I usually pay [lower price]."
Me: "That's for our standard sandwich, ma'am. You asked for the deluxe, which is [price]."
Customer: "I want the deluxe for the standard price."

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Birdfeeding

Dec. 2nd, 2025 01:34 pm
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Today is cloudy and cold.  It snowed a bit yesterday, so everything is white and fluffy again.

I fed the birds.  I've seen a large mixed flock of sparrows and house finches, plus a male and a female cardinal separately.

I put out water for the birds.

EDIT 12/2/25 -- I did a bit of work around the patio.

EDIT 12/2/25 -- I did more work around the patio.

I've seen two mourning doves.

EDIT 12/2/25 -- I did more work around the patio.

As it is getting dark, I am done for the night.

Poetry Fishbowl Open!

Dec. 2nd, 2025 01:00 pm
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Starting now, the Poetry Fishbowl is open! Today's theme is "Sentient and Self-Aware Machines." I will be checking this page periodically throughout the day. When people make suggestions, I'll pick some and weave them together into a poem ... and then another ... and so on. I'm hoping to get a lot of ideas and a lot of poems.

I'll be soliciting ideas for androids, robots, sexbots, sentient ships, other digital people, programmers, gizmologists and super-gizmologists, super-intellects, rebels, researchers, journalists, historians, explorers, partners, teachers, leaders, superheroes, supervillains, teammates, ethicists, activists, other people who work with self-aware machines, programming, changing or breaking programs, building hardware, choosing a hardware body, finding partners, upsetting predictions, expecting the unexpected, researching, revising theories, teaching, adventuring, leaving your comfort zone, discovering things, conducting experiments, observation changing experiments, experiments changing paradigms, adapting, improvising, troubleshooting, cleaning up messes, cooperating, taking over in an emergency, saving the day, discovering yourself, studying others, testing boundaries, coming of age, coming out, running away from home, going off the rails, subverting fate, learning what you can (and can't) do, sharing, preparing for the worst, fixing what's broke, upsetting the status quo, changing the world, accomplishing the impossible, recovering from setbacks, returning home, cyberspace, computer centers, HAMshack, robot factories, worldgates, liminal zones, schools, sharehouses, libraries, laboratories, supervillain lairs, makerspaces, nonhuman accommodations and adaptations, stores, starships, bizarre exoplanets, foreign dimensions, other places frequented by digital people, American Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Robots, hardware, software, quicklife, artificial intelligence, ethics of self-aware machines, toolkits, space exploration, reversals, contradictions, conundrums, puzzling discoveries, sudden surprises, inventions that change everything, the buck stops here, trial and error, polarity, intercultural entanglements, asking for help and getting it, enemies to friends/lovers, interdimensional travel, lab conditions are not field conditions, superpower manifestation, the end of where your framework actually applies, ethics, innovation, problems that can't be solved by hitting, teamwork, found family, complementary strengths and weaknesses, personal growth, and poetic forms in particular.


Currently eligible bingo card(s) for donors wishing to sponsor a square:

December is amnesty month.


Among my more relevant series for the main theme:

An Army of One has the AYES.

The Blueshift Troupers is designed for easy crossing with other genres or tropes as they visit different planets, thus can easily accommodate self-aware machines.

Diminished Expectations has the gynoid and others.

Kung Fu Robots is entirely about self-aware robots.

P.I.E. has Zephyr, a digital person.

Polychrome Heroics has the rescued sexbots among others.

Schrodinger's Heroes is dimensional science fiction, designed for easy crossing with any other characters / setting / genre, thus convenient for self-aware machines.

The Steamsmith includes the tommies.

Or you can ask for something new.

Linkbacks will reveal a verse of any open linkback poem.

New to the fishbowl? Read all about it! )

90% Memes, 10% Spite, 100% Revenge

Dec. 2nd, 2025 06:55 pm
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A while later, there was an issue; he couldn’t hire anyone willing to accept such a crappy wage and boring work. So, he had a bright idea to demote me and make me governor of my creation.
No way, not for £9k less.

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Martini With A (Plot) Twist

Dec. 2nd, 2025 06:45 pm
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I worked as a bartender for many years. When you're working at an established place in Manhattan, you don't have to put up with any customer bull s***, and you also learn very quickly when said bull s*** is about to happen. We are given carte blanche by the managers to deal with that s*** quickly and efficiently, as we don't have time to waste.

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Dec. 2nd, 2025 12:19 pm
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Name: Sam

Age: 30's

I mostly post about:

I write about my learning journey from zero (not really) to masters in Computer Science, with the goal of getting formal admissions into a program under 2 years. I have a lot of IT applied experience, but now I want to be able to master the material and also for myself learn as much as I can about the topics of programming systems, Linux, and math. For math, I really do know very little. I would very much like to improve that.


My hobbies are:

I like to play video games, take walks, and exercise. My favorite games right now are Lord of the Rings Online and Guild Wars. I also play retro games and am going through the Harvest Moon series on the original DS.


My fandoms are:

I don't invest a lot of energy into fandoms. But I like Linux. I think that counts.


I'm looking to meet people who:

Journals about goals, dreams, and ideas. I do enjoy reading about criticisms, first draft essays, and general naval gazing.


My posting schedule tends to be: daily/weekly/monthly/sporadic/etc

Sporadic with a weekly update on what I'm learning.


When I add people, my dealbreakers are:

I want to avoid negative spaces, so if you are constantly ranting about how terrible things are, I understand. I'm going to put a positive energy in my journal.


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Me: "Sir, we're closing in one minute, so we kindly ask you to please take your items to the registers up front."
Customer: "Oh, it's okay. I'm a doctor."
The customer goes back to browsing as if that statement settled it. When I realize no more information is forthcoming, I continue:
Me: "Sir, regardless of your profession, we are closing, so—"

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Cashier.exe Has Stopped Pretending

Dec. 2nd, 2025 05:00 pm
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Manager: "We need to talk about your checkout script."
Me: "I followed the script to the letter."
Manager: "Exactly. I watched you serve the last three customers, and it's like listening to a mindless robot."

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Bookmark game

Dec. 2nd, 2025 09:41 am
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Hey, I'm making weird little games again. For the TTRPG Bookmark Game Jam on itch.io, I submitted a little bibliomantic solo game here.

There are some fun ideas in the jam already. If, say, you're in need of a bookmark that gamifies attention drift and daydreaming, I recommend checking the games out.

If you feel inspired, I invite you, too, to make a gamified bookmark and tell me about it. They don't have to be games -- the bookmark could be an asset, as folks call them, like encounter tables or pseudodice.

I'm fooling around with a couple of other ideas, but I'm delighted to have finished something.

§rf§

In Line And Out Of Line, Part 32

Dec. 2nd, 2025 04:00 pm
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Customer #1: "Oh, I don't want to buy these. I just want you to tell me if you have them available in a size ten."
The cashier is blinking in disbelief and looking beyond this woman to the twenty-strong line of customers beyond.

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Read Choosing The Movie Is The True Horror

Dad: "Let’s watch the action one."
Mom: "Absolutely not. I want something with a plot. And talking."
Sister: "I’m only watching something under two hours. I checked runtimes; half of these are hostage situations."

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Read Maybe Now You Could Also Redirect That Rage?

I work as a customer service agent for an online store. A customer’s package is being shipped by USPS. The tracking shows:
Tracking: "As per the agreement between the customer and carrier, this package has been redirected to a new address."
The customer calls me upon receiving this tracking update and immediately loses it:

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Dec. 2nd, 2025 01:45 pm
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This happened about 25 years ago, but the absurdity has stuck in my head. This happened in the late 90s, so many years before the heightened security of post-9/11 air travel, travelling back to Sydney from Singapore. I had on my keys one of those inert bullet keyrings, with a ring welded onto the striking […]

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Today is Day Two of the Whatever Holiday Gift Guide 2025, and today the focus is on Non-Traditionally Published Books: Self-published works, electronically-exclusive books, books from micro presses, books released outside the usual environs of the publishing world, and so on. Hey, I put my first novel up on this very Web site years ago and told people to send me a dollar if they liked it. Look where it got me. I hope you find some good stuff today.

Please note that the comment thread today is only for non-traditional authors and editors to post about their books; please do not leave other comments, as they will be snipped out to keep the thread from getting cluttered. Thanks!

Authors/editors: Here’s how to post in this thread. Please follow these directions!

1. Authors and editors of non-traditionally published books only. This includes comics and graphic novels, as well as non-fiction books and audiobooks. If your book has been traditionally published — available in bookstores on a returnable basis — post about your book in the thread that went up yesterday (if you are in doubt, assume you are non-traditionally published and post here). If you are a creator in another form or medium, your thread is coming tomorrow. Don’t post if you are not the author or editor, please.

2. Completed works only. Do not post about works in progress, even if you’re posting them publicly. Remember that this is supposed to be a gift guide, and that these are things meant to be given to other people. Likewise, don’t just promote yourself unless you have something to sell or provide, that others may give as a gift.

3. One post per author. In that post, you can list whatever books of yours you like, but allow me to suggest you focus on your most recent book. Note also that the majority of Whatever’s readership is in the US/Canada, so I suggest focusing on books available in North America. If your book is only available in the UK or some other country, please let people know!

4. Keep your description of your book brief (there will be a lot of posts, I’m guessing) and entertaining. Imagine the person is in front of you as you tell them about your book and is interested but easily distracted.

5. You may include a link to a bookseller if you like by using a URL. Be warned that if you include too many links (typically three or more) your post may get sent to the moderating queue. If this happens, don’t panic: I’ll be going in through the day to release moderated posts. Note that posts will occasionally go into the moderation queue semi-randomly; Don’t panic about that either.

6. As noted above, comment posts that are not from authors/editors promoting their books as specified above will be deleted, in order to keep the comment thread useful for people looking to find interesting books.

Now: Tell us about your book!

Tomorrow (12/3): Other creators (musicians, artists, crafters, etc!)

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Dec. 2nd, 2025 12:45 pm
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When I worked in an airline call center, we all got to know each other pretty well and we would sit around the lunch area and chat about all kinds of things. We especially got to know the people who were in our initial training class. One day a group of us were sitting around […]

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