We've had the Looney so long I no longer remember how or when the transition took place, and all I recall about the twoonie is that the Government wanted it to be called the Polar or some such rot. You can lead a Canadian to water, but you can't make us call your stupid coin a polar, when it's so obviously a Twoonie.

So what I am trying to say is don't worry about it. The government will plan and the citizens will laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

Great read!